1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,481 - Previously, on "You"... 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:04,961 There are no recent pictures of your dad 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,528 because he's dead. 4 00:00:06,571 --> 00:00:09,139 He OD'd, and you were the one that found him. 5 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:11,272 You started a few poems about that day, 6 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,100 but you never finished them. 7 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,015 - I have one just like this. 8 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:17,060 It was my dad's. 9 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,932 - This is the red ladle story? 10 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,326 It's okay, Beck. I'm going to help you 11 00:00:22,370 --> 00:00:24,198 get the life you deserve. 12 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:26,026 You fall for the wrong men. 13 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:27,853 You have questionable taste in friends. 14 00:00:27,897 --> 00:00:30,726 And that Peach is the worst. 15 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:33,294 I just need to know who you really are, 16 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:35,426 besides a broke poetry student 17 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,820 in a subsidized apartment you could never afford. 18 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:40,257 What you really need is someone to save you. 19 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,129 Let me help you, Beck. 20 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,044 - Beck, is it? Blythe. 21 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,394 - I read one of your essays in the "Review" last month 22 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:49,658 and it was so illuminating. 23 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:53,009 - That's funny. There's a book missing. 24 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,968 Joe was looking at it at my party. 25 00:00:56,012 --> 00:01:00,190 - Tonight, I show you I'm the one. 26 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:03,106 You want it down and dirty? You got it. 27 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:06,066 [moaning] 28 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,111 - Did you just-- 29 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:12,942 - [moaning] 30 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,948 [sighs] 31 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,603 - Did you just-- 32 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,478 - [sighs] 33 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,699 Ah. 34 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,839 - What was that? 35 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,233 Eight seconds? 36 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:48,282 Oh, yeah. He's got that "Trump just took Pennsylvania" look. 37 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:51,241 Say something. Say... 38 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:53,287 "Happens all the time, NBD." 39 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,941 No, you'll sound like a slut. 40 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,943 You could say, "Let's order food." 41 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,206 Move past it. 42 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:00,772 Is Grey Dog open late? 43 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:01,512 [phone buzzes] 44 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:04,298 Oh, thank God! 45 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:09,085 Um, I should-- - Yeah, yeah. 46 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,265 - Shit. 47 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,006 Ugh, you idiot. 48 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:19,095 Why did you tell him you were available this weekend? 49 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,141 Why don't you think? 50 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:25,232 Well, go. The Captain calls, you answer. 51 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,582 You know how this works. 52 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,237 He paid for the bed you just got laid on. 53 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,326 Or whatever that was. 54 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,676 And your phone bill. 55 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:40,769 Good girl. 56 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,814 That wasn't so hard, was it? 57 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:46,340 [sighs] [phone buzzes] 58 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:49,386 - [sighs] Seriously? 59 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:56,088 - Seriously? [phone buzzes] 60 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,486 [phone chimes] - Hey, Beck, 61 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,531 I'm gonna run to the store. 62 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:05,097 - Shit, Joe. 63 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:06,621 Probably thinks you're hiding in here. 64 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,145 Uh, hold on a second. I'll be right out. 65 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,365 [phone buzzes] 66 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:13,845 Oh, God. Please stop. 67 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:17,022 They're just words, Beck. 68 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,329 Tell him what he wants to hear. 69 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,073 [door opens, closes] 70 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,249 [inhales deeply] 71 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:28,469 Oh, no. 72 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:32,124 Joe? 73 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,697 Ugh, Beck. 74 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,831 You're a disaster. 75 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:44,920 [sighs] 76 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:50,230 Last night. Eight second sex. Joe. 77 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:53,233 [light music] 78 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:55,931 ♪ 79 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,454 If you're gonna act like a whore, 80 00:03:57,498 --> 00:03:59,413 may as well look like one. 81 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:04,853 ♪ 82 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,942 [phone dings] 83 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:10,424 - You just have a magic poon. 84 00:04:10,467 --> 00:04:12,295 85 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:15,646 - Thanks, that's helpful. 86 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,735 [ding] - Is he big? 87 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,955 - Is he big? Oh, my God. 88 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,131 Why are you even asking them? 89 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:26,309 Can you for once just have your own opinion, Beck? 90 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:28,355 - Got pix? 91 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:34,491 With the bun? 92 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:37,538 - You're not helping. 93 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:41,324 [ding] 94 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:43,457 - Is he worth it? 95 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:47,243 - Is he worth it? [sighs] There we go. 96 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,375 Good question. 97 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,725 Is he? 98 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:53,597 - Annika wouldn't know a good dick 99 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,382 if you hit her over the head with it. 100 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,340 - It's not like it doesn't happen to tons of guys. 101 00:04:57,384 --> 00:05:00,952 I mean, Benji used to nod off while going down on me. 102 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:03,390 - I thought we weren't talking about Benji anymore. 103 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,566 - We're not. He's dead to me. 104 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:08,308 I'm just merely using him as a reference. 105 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,179 - Benji didn't work retail. 106 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,354 - Joe works in a book store. 107 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,008 - A hop, skip and a bad haircut away 108 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,402 from selling men's leather bracelets at a Club Monaco. 109 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,404 Becks, love yourself. 110 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,754 Ghost him already. 111 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:22,409 - Sorry to interrupt, ladies, 112 00:05:22,452 --> 00:05:25,237 but we are all clear. 113 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:26,630 - Are you saying I don't have bed bugs? 114 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,284 - I didn't find a one. - [laughs] 115 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,504 Would you like to see the 22 bites on my ass? 116 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,766 - Uh-- - Don't answer that. 117 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,463 They're there. Go find them. 118 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,509 Go find them! 119 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:38,512 Ugh. Wonder how he is with finding rare books? 120 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,210 - Joe did not take your "Wizard of Oz." 121 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,472 - "Ozma of Oz." 122 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,692 And who said anything about Joe? 123 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,390 That's it. I'm booking a room at the Mandarin Oriental, 124 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,957 and you're coming with. 125 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,394 - I would so love to, but I can't. 126 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,048 I , um-- 127 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:57,226 I am going to a writer's retreat in Rockland. 128 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,707 - Since when? - She knows when you're lying. 129 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:02,927 Since I wrote this piece in workshop 130 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,103 that everyone called "treacly." 131 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:06,975 - Ugh. Tell me you're not writing 132 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:08,846 another dead puppy thing as a metaphor 133 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,327 for your dad dying. - I-- 134 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,676 - What? That's completely 135 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,417 what it's really about. 136 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,288 Look, I'm just saying, 137 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,899 stop killing puppies. 138 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,771 Write fresh. You know, there's so much more inside of you. 139 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:23,383 Who are you now, Beckalish? 140 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,601 Hm? - I thought it was 141 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,430 a good piece. 142 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:28,692 - Aw. 143 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:30,259 Sorry, boo boo. 144 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:33,523 Okay, go. 145 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,873 [sighs] 146 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:39,399 Find that brilliant bad ass inside of you 147 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,574 and believe in her. 148 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,924 I know I do. 149 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:45,143 - Literally the most supportive she's ever been 150 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,711 about your writing, and you're lying to her face. 151 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:51,628 You are the worst friend. 152 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,501 - Aw, there they are. 153 00:06:54,544 --> 00:06:56,938 [sighs] 154 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,592 Wait a minute, why do you need these 155 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,028 if you're going on a writer's retreat? 156 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:04,293 - What? So it's look hot or be a writer? 157 00:07:04,772 --> 00:07:12,083 ♪ 158 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,263 You could just leave. 159 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:19,743 You could, you know, cut the cord, 160 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:20,918 take off the yolk. 161 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:23,355 Bon voyage, Captain. 162 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:27,969 You're a coward. 163 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,537 Britney got through 2007, though, right? 164 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:34,149 ♪ 165 00:07:34,192 --> 00:07:38,327 Maybe this is what you need to find your inner bad ass. 166 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,372 Maybe Emily Dickinson had it right. 167 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:44,115 "The solitary prowess of a silent life." 168 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:51,209 ♪ 169 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,648 What is it with motel rooms 170 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,694 and you wanting to dive into your panties? 171 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:02,786 He is always late. And you're frustrated. 172 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:06,094 Plus, after last night, you're owed one. 173 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,704 Oh, Joe. 174 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,619 You seriously need to call him. 175 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:14,450 ♪ 176 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,757 [horn honking] 177 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,635 Has he been working out? 178 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,638 [tense music] 179 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:29,596 ♪ 180 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,641 It's two days. 181 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,730 You got this. 182 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:50,094 - [moaning] 183 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:55,752 [sighs] 184 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,233 - Did you just-- 185 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:01,976 - You should be screaming my name right now. 186 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,021 Digging your nails into my back. 187 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:07,242 You expected me to please you, get you off. 188 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:10,550 But you didn't scream and my back is not bleeding 189 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,683 and you definitely did not get off. 190 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:16,686 You don't even know what to say, do you? 191 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,689 You must be mortified. 192 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:20,690 [phone buzzes] 193 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,605 Ignore it. Ignore it, Beck. 194 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,911 The hell have I done? 195 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,739 [phone buzzing] 196 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,828 - [sighs] Seriously? 197 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,265 - You're already telling whoever that is. 198 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,833 I've reduced myself to an anecdote. 199 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,705 Mr. Quick Draw. The Minuteman. 200 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,534 Being generous. 201 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,928 Don't let it be Peach. 202 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,804 The Captain? [phone chimes] 203 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:52,156 The hell is this? 204 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,288 What? 205 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,638 Obviously, you don't love him. 206 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,771 - Love ya! 207 00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:58,902 [door slams] 208 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,905 [tense tone] 209 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:05,300 ♪ 210 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,650 - Love ya. 211 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,957 Love ya? 212 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,699 You never said that to Benji. 213 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:16,441 And look what had to happen to him. 214 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:20,228 Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere-- 215 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:30,020 Yeah, so here, you're sacrificing a hardcover 216 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,761 but you're getting greater textual accuracy 217 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:32,849 than any previous edition. 218 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,764 It's the final word 219 00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:35,896 on the Tolkein trilogy. 220 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,333 - Thank you so much. 221 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,728 My dick reduced to cartoon food items. 222 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,164 This is my nightmare. 223 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,818 A hot dog. I'll take it. 224 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:48,691 Yes, with the bun. 225 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,084 Tell her, Beck. 226 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,999 Go on. Listen to your gut. 227 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,437 Joe's the one. 228 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,222 - Yes, worth it. K. One more shot. 229 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,094 - Not like there was any real doubt. 230 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,878 [ding] 231 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,533 Outfit? Are you kidding me? 232 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,579 - Just got it. Hope you like. 233 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:14,238 ♪ 234 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,893 - You do all this for him? 235 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,895 [ding] - Christoph's party - 236 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,636 Montauk tonight. U in? 237 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,203 - Can't. Gotta write. 238 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,335 - You even lie to your friends about this guy. 239 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:27,599 What the hell? [ding] 240 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,864 And you've been confirmed at the Seahorse Motel. 241 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,343 [dark music] 242 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,823 Ethan. 243 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,346 I need you to close tonight. 244 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,740 - Oh, man, I'd love to, but I gotta split soon. 245 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,873 Rastiche, my Balalaika teacher is holding 246 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:42,353 a master class tonight. - Wasn't a question. 247 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,878 I'm sorry. I have an appointment out of town. 248 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,624 Beck, I should be your captain. 249 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,627 [tense music] 250 00:11:55,671 --> 00:12:02,722 ♪ 251 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,298 [horn honking] 252 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,432 [door opens] 253 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:20,000 It can't be. 254 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:23,743 How old is he? 255 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:26,963 If only I could tell you I'm here. 256 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,661 You don't need to do this, whatever this is. 257 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,751 It's not too late to stop it. 258 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:35,885 - So good to see you, hon. - Yeah, you too, Dad. 259 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,408 - Dad? 260 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,197 ♪ 261 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,982 - The place belongs to a couple from church. 262 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:47,505 There are plenty of rooms and it's-- 263 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:48,898 it's ours right through New Year's. 264 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,379 Sounds like a pretty cool place. 265 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,163 - Even has a hot tub out on the patio. 266 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,949 Though if... [laughs] I know Nancy, 267 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,689 she won't let the kids near it. 268 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:59,561 - She doesn't normally want the kids near me either, 269 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,954 but here we are. 270 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,870 - I really think you'd love it up there, honey. 271 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,306 - Yeah, um-- 272 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:09,832 I don't know my schedule that far out, unfortunately. 273 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,617 - Of course. I--I-- 274 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,315 I understand. 275 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,665 - And you wonder why he asks for more. 276 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,841 Um-- 277 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,017 But I'll totally check and I'll let you know 278 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,193 as soon as possible. 279 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,858 What? Is it too much for a Dickens festival? 280 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,904 - No, no. I mean-- 281 00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:41,951 It's just some people may find it, you know-- 282 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:44,954 - How is Nancy? 283 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,872 [dramatic music] 284 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:55,182 ♪ 285 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:58,881 - Why is he your secret, Beck? 286 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,102 [lively string music] 287 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,756 - "Has only one fault that I know of. 288 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,847 "And it happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish 289 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,500 "is a want of taste. 290 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,632 She don't like me." 291 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,722 [laughter] 292 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,290 - Pretty great, huh, sweetie? 293 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,596 - Yeah, it's, uh, amazing. 294 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,904 Amazing this many people are fans of contrived plotting 295 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,079 and melodrama. 296 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,602 If they even read Dickens. 297 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,082 More likely they couldn't pass up 298 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,127 an excuse to day drink. 299 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,955 - How's your mom? 300 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,913 - Um--uh, she's actually-- 301 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:31,914 she's on a cruise. 302 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,002 But she's great. 303 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,351 Riddled with anxiety, 304 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:35,700 low self-esteem, on antidepressants, 305 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,006 dating men so safe and boring 306 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,051 she must wanna scream 307 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,704 But don't worry. 308 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,055 You abandoning her didn't scar her at all. 309 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,970 - How about your brother? How's he doing? 310 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,928 - Uh, you know, works a lot. 311 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,452 Anya, too. But they seem happy. 312 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,020 According to Facebook. 313 00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:52,935 - And how's school going? 314 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,937 - It's great, actually. I'm-- 315 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,157 I'm just working on building my portfolio. 316 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,289 It's--it's more than just that first book. 317 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,161 [phone buzzing] You really need the second 318 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,337 if you're going-- - Hey, where are you guys? 319 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,381 - [sighs] 320 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,209 Beck, you're such an asshole. 321 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,951 "Love me, Daddy. I'm gonna be a writer, Daddy." 322 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,171 God, just shut up forever. 323 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,999 - There they are. 324 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,044 [upbeat music] 325 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:17,003 - Oh, my God. 326 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:19,179 She's actually gotten more smug. 327 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,832 - Beck, look, I have a cane. 328 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,530 - Yes, you do. 329 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,141 Look at you guys. 330 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,143 - You look...pretty. 331 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:28,318 - Stop hating them. 332 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,580 They're just kids. 333 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973 None of it's their fault. 334 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,062 Aw, thanks, Mia. So do you. 335 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:37,110 - Guinevere, how are you? 336 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,503 Mm. - Great. I love your dress. 337 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,984 - Not necessarily you in it, but-- 338 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,159 - I bought you something. 339 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,465 Just couldn't resist. 340 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:48,077 - No, she's not. - Ohh. [gasps] 341 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,253 Oh, it's perfect. 342 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,734 Oh, um-- [clears throat] 343 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,649 [whispering] You're slipping a bit, dear. 344 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:58,087 - Touch me again, crazy pants. I dare you. 345 00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,262 Thank you. 346 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,047 [tense music] 347 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:04,137 - Play a game? 348 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,270 - You really are capable of keeping a secret. 349 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:09,620 Four, by my count. 350 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,146 Who the hell are you, Beck? 351 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,196 [laughter] - Hi, there. 352 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,068 Hey! That's a boy. - Oh! First try. 353 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,199 - You're a natural. 354 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,896 [clattering] - Yo! 355 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,074 - Two down. 356 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,597 - What an arm on him. 357 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,426 I know. I--I know I'm embarrassing, I know. 358 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:34,994 Babe, just get a shot for the blog. 359 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,126 - Ooh! - [screams] 360 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,998 - If I wasn't so blinded by love, 361 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,564 I would've seen the secrets 362 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,784 right in front of me, waiting to be uncovered. 363 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:45,352 Captain Beck. AKA, The Captain. 364 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,747 AKA, Edward Martin Beck. 365 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,271 The addict part was true, I see. 366 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,881 But he never died, which he credits 367 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,839 to his friends in the NA fellowship 368 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:57,190 out of St. James Church. 369 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,279 It was there that he not only conquered his demons 370 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,237 but also met church rep and divorcée, 371 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,152 Nancy Whitesell. 372 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:07,548 AKA, "The Christian News'" Mommy Blogger of the Year. 373 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,898 "If Ned can do it, so can you." 374 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,160 He became a feature in her blog. 375 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,075 Then, her life. 376 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,426 Less than a year, they were married. 377 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,733 He really landed himself the perfect family. 378 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,431 If your step-mother is to be believed. 379 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,346 But what about you, Beck. 380 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,088 Where do you fit into all this? 381 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:30,092 ♪ 382 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,879 [brass band music] 383 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,838 - [sighs] 384 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,542 Your father has come such a long way. 385 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,327 He worked hard for it, too. 386 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,806 - You're barking up the wrong tree, lady, 387 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,112 if you think I'm gonna sit here 388 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,244 and validate that man. 389 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,160 Yeah, he's, uh-- he's lucky to have you. 390 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,726 - Hm. 391 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,946 Just goes to show you what a good Christian household 392 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,687 and loving family can do. 393 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,689 - She did not just suggest if you were more Christian 394 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,344 he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe. 395 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,347 - Mommy, come watch me. 396 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,828 - Excuse me, my dear. 397 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,398 - [sighs] 398 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,359 - [sighs] 399 00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,056 Your dad talk to you yet? 400 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,059 - She's so her mother, only less subtle. 401 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,844 Talk to me about-- - Well, he's supposed to 402 00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:30,500 tell you he can't send money anymore. 403 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,807 But he's gonna help you find a better job first. 404 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,766 [sighs] Mom doesn't think he should wait. 405 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,942 She's so cranky. 406 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,163 It's the hormones. 407 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:44,253 Oh. I wasn't supposed to tell you, 408 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,517 but she's pregnant. 409 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,171 That's why they're fighting about it. 410 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,825 - Great. That's great. 411 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,784 He's starting a new family. 412 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:58,528 Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. 413 00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:02,489 Why would he ever do that? 414 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,971 I'm going to find a bathroom. I'll be right back. 415 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:14,065 ♪ 416 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,722 Can I get another Timber Doodle? 417 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,083 Uh! Bitch. 418 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:35,086 [rock music] 419 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:42,181 ♪ 420 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,360 - Hi. Is Joe Goldberg working today? 421 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,971 - Joe Goldberg is not working today. 422 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,886 But, uh, I'm Ethan. 423 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,323 And you would be-- - Looking for Joe. 424 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,630 Expect him anytime soon? - I do not. 425 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,067 Uh, relatively speaking. Joe's out of town. 426 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,156 But is there anything I can help you find? 427 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,071 - Possibly. I'm in the market 428 00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,552 for a first-edition copy of "Ozma of Oz." 429 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,076 - Oh, that's a pretty rare critter. 430 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,338 Uh, not sure we have it. 431 00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,774 See, books of that pedigree we keep 432 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,255 under lock and key downstairs. 433 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,605 - And you don't have the key? 434 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,694 - Well, normally I have the key. 435 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,479 But I just don't have it right now. 436 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:22,221 Uh, Joe left with it. He just forgot to give it to me. 437 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,049 - And where is Joe? 438 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,530 [cell phone ringing] 439 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,576 - I thought I was supposed to be writing. 440 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,273 - Are you with Eight Seconds? 441 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,406 - No, I told you. I'm on a retreat. 442 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,059 - Is he with you? 443 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,148 [cell phone buzzes] 444 00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:38,846 - What is it, Ethan? - Hey, bro. 445 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,848 Uh, I know you didn't wanna be interrupted, 446 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,763 but, uh, this chick was just in asking about 447 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,635 a first ed. "Ozma of Oz." - What are you talking about? 448 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,768 - Joe's there, in Nyack. 449 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,988 - What did she look like? - Uh, 25-ish, brunette, 450 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:54,035 kinda hot, but you know, maybe that's like a type thing. 451 00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,428 - Peach Salinger. 452 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:57,473 - Are you lying to me? - Of course you are, 453 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:58,692 that's what you do, 454 00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,736 lie so your life looks better. 455 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,086 Peach, I'm--I'm not lying. 456 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,524 I told you, I'm here to write. I-- 457 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,960 I can't deal with this right now 458 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,658 I promise I'll call you. - And you told her I'm here? 459 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,095 - I'm sorry, man. Did I screw up or-- 460 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:13,446 - You'll know I'm here. You may already know. 461 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:16,492 - Hey, you. Oh, sorry. 462 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:17,450 So sorry. 463 00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,452 - How is this explainable? 464 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,455 Do I run? Shit, shit, shit. 465 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458 [light music] 466 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:32,552 ♪ 467 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,121 - Joe? 468 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,340 - Beck? 469 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:40,081 What are you doing here? 470 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,872 [fiddle music] 471 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:52,267 - That's true, you are a book seller, aren't you? 472 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,879 - Sadly, I humiliate myself like this annually. 473 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,535 - Mm. Well, this is kinda working for ya. 474 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,667 - You mock. - [laughs] 475 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,539 - It's--it's fair. 476 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,628 [sighs] 477 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,589 I'm--I'm lying. I'm lying to you right now. 478 00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,808 - Excuse me? - I knew you were here. 479 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,158 I wasn't happy with how we left things. 480 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,551 And apparently, neither were you, 481 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:16,639 seeing as how you were 482 00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:18,467 hiding out in the bathroom. - I--I-- 483 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:20,121 I wasn't hiding, I swear. 484 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,428 - We can at least agree that I may 485 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,604 have left you a little wanting. 486 00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,475 - Yeah-- - So, you're saying you did 487 00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:28,347 want it to last longer than eight seconds? 488 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,566 - No! I mean--yeah. As in-- 489 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,394 - Wait, I thought it was a race. 490 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,178 Didn't I win? 491 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:36,093 No. Um-- 492 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:39,401 I just--I thought it'd be nice if I came and surprised you. 493 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,621 And not leave you with... 494 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,928 that memory of me for too long. 495 00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,628 - How did you, um-- 496 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,369 How did you know I was here? 497 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,154 - Oh, well, you posted a nature shot this morning. 498 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,939 See that little restaurant sign in the background? 499 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,551 Apparently, Pops and Millie's ain't a chain. 500 00:22:58,594 --> 00:23:00,466 - Mm, shocking. Really should be. 501 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,119 - Yeah. 502 00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:03,817 So I Googled it and I saw all the information 503 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:05,427 about the festival and I figured 504 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,776 this was probably why you were in the area. 505 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,908 And by the way, this outfit 506 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,431 is really working on you, too. 507 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,259 - Ohh. 508 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,435 Um-- 509 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:14,610 [sighs] 510 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:18,092 Can you hold on for just one second? 511 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:21,704 - Hey, sweetie. Cooper's kinda hitting a wall. 512 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,576 We were gonna head back and rest up before dinner. 513 00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,404 - Oh, okay. I'll find my own 514 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,101 ride back to the hotel, so-- 515 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,669 - And who is this handsome gentleman? 516 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:32,541 - Sorry, this is-- this is Joe. 517 00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,370 He works at a book store I go to in the city. 518 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,328 - Well, hey, Joe. 519 00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:39,635 - This is my wife, Nancy. I'm--I'm Ned, Beck's dad. 520 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,203 - Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you both. 521 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,771 - You're welcome to join us for dinner, Joe. 522 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,861 - Yes! Totally. If you can. 523 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:50,690 [sighs] - I--I'd love to. 524 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,432 - We'll see you then. 525 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,696 - Okay, uh-- 526 00:23:56,739 --> 00:23:57,958 I can explain. 527 00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,874 Um-- 528 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:01,744 [sighs] 529 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:04,225 One day, when I was, um, 12, 530 00:24:04,268 --> 00:24:07,707 I got home from school before my brother and sister. 531 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,578 My mom was at work. 532 00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:13,539 So I go into the basement to play "Mario Brothers" 533 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:17,456 And I, uh--I find... 534 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,632 my father... 535 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:23,766 unconscious, with a needle in his arm. 536 00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:28,641 I thought he was dead. 537 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,599 - I'm so sorry 538 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:31,644 you had to go through that. 539 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:34,342 - I mean, he survived it. 540 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:38,651 And--which, of course, was this amazing thing. 541 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:41,958 So when he disappeared on us because he relapsed, 542 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,699 I just-- 543 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:45,962 I couldn't believe it. 544 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:51,533 Right then and there, I decided he was dead. 545 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:54,362 Which is why I told you he was, which is... 546 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:55,711 [sighs] 547 00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:58,932 totally wrong, I mean, who does that? 548 00:24:58,975 --> 00:25:02,544 [chuckles] The first deep, personal thing 549 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,372 I tell you is a total lie. 550 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:06,592 - Well, hang on. That's-- 551 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,768 - No, I get it if you are horrified 552 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:10,596 and think I'm a total fraud and liar 553 00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,598 and want nothing to do with me. 554 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:15,557 - After everything you've been through? 555 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:16,645 I get it. 556 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,300 I'm sorry. 557 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,259 - [chuckles] 558 00:25:22,303 --> 00:25:24,523 You're sorry? 559 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527 - I am. 560 00:25:30,224 --> 00:25:32,966 - Anyway, I was-- I was at Brown 561 00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:35,795 and he tracked me down to say he had gotten clean. 562 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,797 And then he says he wants to help 563 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,278 with my school and some of my bills. 564 00:25:41,322 --> 00:25:45,718 Like dad amends. So I bury my resentment 565 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:47,807 and start having lunches with him 566 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,897 and doing stupid shit like this. 567 00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:53,508 Playing the dutiful daughter. 568 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:57,381 Enduring this nauseatingly perfect new family of his. 569 00:25:57,425 --> 00:26:00,167 - I'm sure they're not perfect. - Believe me, 570 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,256 they are. - Well, I guess 571 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:04,650 I'll find out tonight. - No. [laughs] 572 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,216 I'm not subjecting you to that. 573 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,045 I'll just--I'll tell them you had to go back. 574 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,308 Book emergency. - I'd be on board, 575 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,789 but that would be so un-Victorian of me. 576 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,575 The virtuous maiden is supposed to be rescued 577 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,839 by the dashing, sometimes broody 578 00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,797 altogether charming hero. - [laughs] 579 00:26:21,841 --> 00:26:25,453 And who is that? Is that-- is that meant to be you? 580 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:26,759 [laughter] 581 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:27,803 - But that boat, she can take it. 582 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:28,761 You know. - No, no, I know, 583 00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:29,936 I know it well. 584 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,198 I don't know if Beck's told you, 585 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,460 but I captained the Nantucket Ferry 586 00:26:32,503 --> 00:26:33,679 for 16 years. 587 00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:34,810 - I did not know-- see, now, 588 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:35,898 I feel like I've been telling 589 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,683 Mickey Mantle how to hold a bat. 590 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:38,771 - Oh, please. 591 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:39,989 - Do you sail, too? 592 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,600 - Oh, God, no. Never had the patience for it. 593 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,819 - Oh, Dad, you know your way around a sailboat. 594 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,734 - Well, enough to know that I'm all thumbs. 595 00:26:45,778 --> 00:26:47,040 Yeah, I've been out a couple times. 596 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,608 - You don't remember the renters next door? 597 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:51,653 They had that Sunfish they let you take out. 598 00:26:51,697 --> 00:26:55,396 The Murphys. Their cars were always blocking the driveway. 599 00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,833 - How's life in the big city, dear? 600 00:26:57,877 --> 00:27:00,401 - It's great. Thanks for asking. 601 00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,751 Oh, and we broke our centerboard that one time. 602 00:27:02,795 --> 00:27:05,362 And--and the current took us, like, halfway to Long Island. 603 00:27:05,406 --> 00:27:07,538 - Eh--what'd I say? Not much of a sailor. 604 00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,802 - [laughs] But you do, you remember it, right? 605 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:11,542 I mean, it was pouring. 606 00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:14,633 I learned every swear word in the book that day. 607 00:27:16,896 --> 00:27:18,593 - I don't think he remembers, dear. 608 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,683 - I think he can speak for himself, Nancy. 609 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:24,686 God, you know, you don't-- you don't have to protect him. 610 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,427 Okay, he's--he's not a child. 611 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,821 [silverware clanks] - You're one to talk. 612 00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:30,692 - Excuse me? - You invest nothing 613 00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,520 in this family. 614 00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:33,913 Nothing. 615 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,784 Not even a call to your father on his birthday. 616 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,003 - You know what? Stop. 617 00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,569 You have no idea what you're talking about. 618 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,963 - 'Cause your father-- he's just an ATM to you. 619 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:43,183 Right, Beck? - Uh, please, 620 00:27:43,226 --> 00:27:44,793 let's not do this. - Okay, I'm sorry. 621 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:46,360 And what is he to you? 622 00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:48,492 A feature for your blog so you can brag 623 00:27:48,536 --> 00:27:50,886 how you lifted him out of the pits of despair? 624 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:53,584 News flash! He was sober when you met him. 625 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,934 I was in the pits with him. 626 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,937 And not because I wasn't Christian enough. 627 00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,461 You didn't save him. 628 00:28:00,504 --> 00:28:01,549 You think he'll fall over 629 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:03,072 if you pull your hand out of his ass? 630 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,075 - Guinevere! Enough. - [sighs] 631 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,294 - What the hell are you looking at? 632 00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,556 - Guinevere. - Do not talk 633 00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,775 to my daughter that way. 634 00:28:09,818 --> 00:28:11,820 - Okay, whatever. I'm done. 635 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:13,779 Oh, and, um... 636 00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,737 congrats on the baby. 637 00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,783 How blessed you all are. 638 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,654 [slams table] 639 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,657 [dark tone] 640 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,965 ♪ 641 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,291 - Do you want him dead? 642 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:53,296 - What? 643 00:28:56,343 --> 00:29:00,129 - Kinda feels like you and he... 644 00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,783 have some unresolved stuff. 645 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:05,569 Believe me, I'm king of unresolved family issues. 646 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:09,399 I know what people splitting feels like. 647 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:10,705 [sighs] 648 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,882 I just wonder if, uh-- 649 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,406 Look, he's here. He's alive. 650 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:20,541 Use that as an opportunity to talk to him. 651 00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:26,112 Or, uh, you're a writer. 652 00:29:26,155 --> 00:29:27,591 Could be helpful to write about him. 653 00:29:27,635 --> 00:29:30,769 Cathartic, too. - What are you doing? 654 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:31,900 - N-nothing--I don't-- 655 00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,032 - Do you hear yourself right now? 656 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,294 I mean, who the hell are you 657 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:37,036 to tell me that I have daddy issues. 658 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,211 You don't even know me. 659 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,473 - Hey, Beck, hang-- hang--hang on-- 660 00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:41,127 - Just go. 661 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:44,608 Leave me alone. I'm serious. 662 00:29:47,873 --> 00:29:48,917 [sighs] 663 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:56,272 ♪ 664 00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:10,939 - Hey, hon. 665 00:30:10,983 --> 00:30:13,289 We're gonna get going. 666 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:18,860 - Cool, um-- 667 00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:22,864 Thanks for dinner. 668 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,910 - This should cover the room. 669 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,492 - It's hard for me to see you with them. 670 00:30:42,536 --> 00:30:46,018 I keep waiting for you to be you again. 671 00:30:46,061 --> 00:30:47,889 - Well, this is me, Guinevere. 672 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,891 - No, it's not. You were-- 673 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,110 - Reckless. 674 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,241 And out of control. 675 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:54,896 And, honey, you were a kid, you-- 676 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,724 You didn't see what was going on. 677 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,726 - Yes-- 678 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:00,467 yes, I did. 679 00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,774 And you were more than just an addict. 680 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:07,561 I miss you. 681 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:14,568 [sighs] Whatever. 682 00:31:14,611 --> 00:31:17,179 You know, I tell people that you're dead. 683 00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:22,968 Kinda feels like you did die that day in the basement. 684 00:31:23,011 --> 00:31:25,971 [somber music] 685 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:27,015 ♪ 686 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,800 - I'm sorry you feel that way. 687 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,109 - You were a good sailor. 688 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,163 - Well, maybe you can tell me about it sometime. 689 00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:46,992 Maybe in Vermont. 690 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,559 Over Christmas. 691 00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,825 - Like I said, I'll have to let you know. 692 00:31:57,132 --> 00:32:04,444 ♪ 693 00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:14,106 [somber pop music] 694 00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:18,023 ♪ 695 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,112 [sighs] 696 00:32:20,155 --> 00:32:27,206 ♪ 697 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:42,917 [sighs] 698 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,701 On the plywood over the bay window, 699 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:47,574 we spray paint taunts at Hurricane Isabel. 700 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:50,011 Cow her into a tropical storm. 701 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:54,363 Her moon tide, though, carries your beach chair away. 702 00:32:58,672 --> 00:33:01,022 Sea glass and Springsteen. 703 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:04,591 The beached whale, the silent walk home. 704 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:08,247 The grill that doesn't start on the Fourth of July. 705 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:13,817 ♪ 706 00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:18,083 The woman at the drug store you hit on who isn't Mom. 707 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:21,086 The renters blocking the drive. 708 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:25,003 The string of my sweatshirt I gnaw on. 709 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:29,094 Morning sun over Wauwinet. 710 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,487 The red ladle over the pan. 711 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:34,099 Your wrist, the perfect cant. 712 00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:36,449 [phone buzzes] 713 00:33:37,885 --> 00:33:41,628 You leave for the 8:20 to Hyannis with one commandment. 714 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:45,023 Get the batter off the ladle while it's wet. 715 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,417 [sighs] 716 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,207 The ladle's left in the sink. 717 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,167 Mom lets it soak. 718 00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:01,300 Leave it, she says. 719 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:04,390 You go away, and we come home. 720 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,262 And what's left of you. It loosens. 721 00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:09,830 And the water carries it away. 722 00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:16,924 ♪ 723 00:34:20,406 --> 00:34:22,103 [water running] 724 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:24,627 [phone buzzes] 725 00:34:26,151 --> 00:34:29,110 [phone buzzing] 726 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:36,770 ♪ 727 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:39,077 [phone buzzes] 728 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,609 [sighs] 729 00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:58,661 ♪ 730 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:00,489 [knocking] 731 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:03,101 [inhales, exhales] 732 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,277 [locks unlatching] 733 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:10,804 ♪ 734 00:35:10,847 --> 00:35:17,245 They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed. 735 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,725 - Mm. 736 00:35:18,768 --> 00:35:24,513 ♪ 737 00:35:24,557 --> 00:35:28,865 - I like who I am with you, Joe. 738 00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:33,348 - ♪ You can see it in my eyes ♪ 739 00:35:33,392 --> 00:35:35,742 ♪ On the level 740 00:35:35,785 --> 00:35:39,006 ♪ Comin' out of nowhere 741 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:43,184 ♪ 742 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,534 - Mm, mm--sorry I didn't call. 743 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,884 Is it okay if I come in? 744 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,934 - ♪ I'm rebel 745 00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:58,199 ♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪ 746 00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,853 - Ah! [laughs] 747 00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:03,291 - ♪ You play your game, I take my time ♪ 748 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:04,814 - Ahh! 749 00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:08,340 - ♪ You take your aim 750 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:12,344 ♪ Commit your crime 751 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:14,433 - Ahh! 752 00:36:14,476 --> 00:36:17,479 - Oh! - [laughs] Ah! 753 00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,960 Too rough for you, Goldberg? 754 00:36:20,003 --> 00:36:21,222 - Not at all. 755 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,442 - ♪ I'm a rebel 756 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:28,142 ♪ Comin' out of nowhere 757 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,578 - Uh! - Yeah! 758 00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:33,800 - ♪ Take a breath and say a prayer ♪ 759 00:36:33,843 --> 00:36:37,107 - [sighing] 760 00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:42,504 [sighs] I want you, Joe. 761 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:47,205 - ♪ Comin' out of no--rebel 762 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:50,469 ♪ Comin' out of no-- rebel ♪ 763 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:53,167 ♪ Comin' out of no-- 764 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,344 ♪ Comin' out of no-- ♪ 765 00:36:56,388 --> 00:36:58,085 [both moan] 766 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:03,438 [upbeat, light music] 767 00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:05,658 ♪ 768 00:37:05,701 --> 00:37:07,442 - [sighs] 769 00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:14,536 ♪ 770 00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:19,280 - Hey, stranger. 771 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,630 - Ohh. 772 00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,284 - You drool in your sleep. 773 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:25,504 So cute. 774 00:37:25,547 --> 00:37:27,375 - Were you watching me? 775 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:30,030 - Maybe. 776 00:37:30,073 --> 00:37:32,337 - Uh-oh. Stalker. 777 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:35,035 - Learn from the best. 778 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:40,997 [sentimental music] 779 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:46,089 ♪ 780 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,962 [both laugh] 781 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:52,270 - How--how did you figure out where I live? 782 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,401 - [sighs] 783 00:37:53,445 --> 00:37:56,404 The bearded guy from the bookstore. 784 00:37:56,448 --> 00:37:58,493 - Oh. 785 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,717 Mm, you taste like maple syrup. 786 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,507 - Mm, wait. - What? 787 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,814 - [sighs] 788 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:20,602 I have to apologize about our talk. 789 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:23,213 I was a hostile goose. 790 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:24,563 - A hostile goose? 791 00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:26,565 - Yeah, geese are total dicks. 792 00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,349 But, uh, no, seriously. 793 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:32,179 You called me on my shit, 794 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,834 and I took it really poorly. 795 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:37,402 Because, um--well, because 796 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:39,360 you were totally right, and I didn't wanna hear it 797 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:40,622 and I'm sorry. 798 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,407 - Like you said, we barely know each other. 799 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,278 And here I was, trying-- - You really don't think 800 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,801 we know each other? 801 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:48,413 I mean, I was just--I was angry when I said that and-- 802 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:51,372 - Look... 803 00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:55,942 sometimes I could swear I've known you forever. 804 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,552 But in the grand scheme of things, 805 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,380 Not long enough 806 00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:00,686 for me to be commenting 807 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,252 on your relationship with your father. 808 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,689 - Oh, you were just trying to help me see 809 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:06,431 that I'm full of shit. [laughs] 810 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:08,433 And you were sweet. 811 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:12,393 Uh, it's funny. I feel like every guy I date is-- 812 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,656 they're either messes-- like my dad was-- 813 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,310 or they're like my dad is now, 814 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:21,010 trying to be something that they think they should. 815 00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:22,447 Or they're me. 816 00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,405 Both a mess and a fraud. 817 00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:25,667 - You're not a fraud. 818 00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,670 - So just a mess? - No, not more than anyone. 819 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:31,891 - But then there is you. 820 00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:34,589 I mean, you're not trying to be anything than what you are. 821 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:37,157 You're just you. There's not an ounce 822 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,506 of falseness in you. 823 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:42,031 I mean, you drink Cafe Bustelo and you own starch. 824 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:44,556 And I like how you don't care about dumb shit 825 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,601 like posting your life online. 826 00:39:46,645 --> 00:39:49,343 I mean, it's-- it's a revelation. 827 00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:55,218 Do you know how many selfies I've taken on the toilet? 828 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:56,394 A lot. 829 00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,439 [laughs] 830 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,444 Okay, instead of sitting here, 831 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:04,532 watching you judge me, 832 00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:06,360 I'm gonna go pee. - No. 833 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:07,448 I'm not-- 834 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,582 - And try not to take a selfie. 835 00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,454 [door closes] 836 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:14,673 - What are the chances 837 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,457 I'm getting a follow-up review? 838 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:20,635 [upbeat pop music] 839 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,638 - ♪ Heaven 840 00:40:23,682 --> 00:40:28,164 ♪ I'm in heaven 841 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:32,604 - Apparently I've redeemed myself. 842 00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:34,083 Far be it for me to stop you 843 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,869 from shouting it from the rooftops. 844 00:40:36,912 --> 00:40:42,483 Plus, I guess it is nice to hear it from your friends. 845 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,137 Even if not all of them 846 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,313 can share in your happiness. 847 00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:49,577 ♪ 848 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,405 It's really too bad 849 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:52,885 the one whose approval you crave most 850 00:40:52,928 --> 00:40:54,539 isn't my biggest fan. 851 00:40:54,582 --> 00:41:01,894 ♪ 852 00:41:04,070 --> 00:41:09,684 Fortunately, Paco's a remarkably quick reader. 853 00:41:09,728 --> 00:41:11,773 I can return the book I, of course, 854 00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:14,733 never had any intention of keeping. 855 00:41:14,776 --> 00:41:17,213 And if that's not enough, 856 00:41:17,257 --> 00:41:21,174 if Peach still has a problem... 857 00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,132 well, every relationship has 858 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:26,179 its obstacles to overcome, right? 859 00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:29,225 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 860 00:41:29,269 --> 00:41:30,488 I won't. 861 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,273 - ♪ I'm in heaven